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I have two pets. A fish named "Santino" and a hedgehog named "Tula", though Tula lives with my best friend Andrew in Michigan. I love Broadway and Disney. So I'll either end up working on Broadway or for Disney. Or maybe both!
Also: I'm travelling abroad with Hofstra in January. Venice, baby.

Some of my Favorite Quotes:
"You don't throw away a whole life just 'cause he's banged up a little" -Seabiscuit

"We must not expect happiness, Sayuri. It is not something we deserve. When life goes well, it is a sudden gift; it cannot last forever..." -Memoirs of a Geisha

"Are you SO hellbent on sucking?!" -Andrew Tarrant While Teaching Me To Play Pool

"My, what a feminine man you are!"
"I love this scene. It's so liberating" -Kate Tasker in all her sarcastic glory

"We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villains and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me." -- Pirates

"Jesus Christ has nothing on Superman" - Hux

"I wish I was an animal of nature. Cause then all I'd have to worry about would be having sex and surviving" - Andrew

"Happiness is a warm gun.
Bang, bang, shoot, shoot." -The Beatles

"At that time you still had peach fuzz on your balls" -Katie Cebuhar

"Sometimes I dont want to play music. Sometimes I just want to relax and eat Moe's" -JP Smooth

"I am a horse!" -Pilgram (aka Katie and Halley)

"Ariel needs to get true love's kiss before three days are up. She's a hot, red headed, naked chick on a beach! How hard is it to bag a sailor?!" -I Love The 80's (Mo Rocca)

"The lovely little moral of this story is, 'Girls give up your voice so you have legs you can spread for your man and never talk.' What?!?" -I Love The 80's (Hal Sparks on The Little Mermaid)

"I'll have two eggs over easy and... 80 additional eggs. I'll clean it up." -Derek Smith

"Women don't have orgasms like that" -Me
"They do in French bathrooms" -Justin Hipp

"Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends, the cuttlefish" -Jack Sparrow

"What was THAT.... And where did all those stars come from? Sydney, you must be drunk" -James Barbour as Sydney Carton (Tale Of Two Cities)

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known." -Sydney Carton (Tale Of Two Cities)

"Tell the wind and fire when to stop... but don't tell me." -Madame Terese DeFarge (Tale Of Two Cities)

"It's a little more believable when you smile, so look alive. It's a little more believable when we touch, so look alive." -Matt Caplan

“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.” -Carrie Bradshaw (my new outlook on men)

"Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you're shit. Because you're not." -Andrew Tarrant (I love him)

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